Koe Wetzel - Leigh

If I crossed off all the girls
with names ending with Leigh
There'd be no one left in Texas
It's getting hard here to survive
'Cause everyday they multiply
So I guess I'll move to Memphis
'Cause I'm running out of choices
And they trample me like horses
Got me crawling on my knees
Mom and Dad thought she was perfect
Probably named her that on purpose
Knowing she would come for me